if i make a typo u need to know im just a really small dude running around on my keyboargd pressing keys really fast and i tripped :(
Haha lil guy tripped again :)
:-(
“People do not seem to realize that their opinion of the world is also a confession of their character.”
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
ALWAYS LIKE PEOPLE’S ART!!!!!
Like just fvubking do it!!!!! It don’t cost nothin!!! You can reblog if you want but always remember to SLAP that like button like a fuckin bongo drum every time!!!!!!!!! Don’t know shit bout the characters they done drew?? Who gives a darn!!!?!!! Make a person happy for FREE with no more than a click of a button!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fuck personality types u wanna know a lot about a person? present them w a plate of brownies and see if they take a corner, side, or middle piece
tag this with the type of brownie piece you would take
This post claims this metric can tell you a lot but doesn’t offer any insight on decoding people’s choices so allow me to take a crack at it:
Corner piece: Bitter and tired but cute, likes to curl up in a blanket burrito and marathon weird documentaries and true crime at three in the morning because executive dysfunction won the fight against going to bed on time for the morning shift, probably a top. Honestly very sweet under layers of cynicism.
Side piece: Has kinks weird enough it bears mentioning as like a personality feature, gets excited to solve a math problem, may be verse, knows weird shit about animals and/or bugs in particular and will tell you when you didn’t ask, tries to swim like a mermaid in the public pool. Verse.
Middle piece: First off, a b o t t o m, spoiled rotten, either has way too much energy or is depressed with no middle gears, externally much more chipper than the Corner Piece people but inside absolute chaotic evil. Never to be trusted with anything.
Bonus options
No preference: Pure chaos, no impulse control, has at least 3 hyperfixations and is dying to infodump, has lots of people they talk to but not sure if friends??? Piles 60 tasks their plate and accomplishes 0 by the deadline. Also a bottom.
More concerned with eating brownies in systematic order: So fucking tired of everything, trying to make sense of a chaotic world, steps over cracks and gaps in sidewalks, gives so much side-eye their face got stuck that way. Verse.
….I love the corners and that very much is me
speak for your fucking self
Millennials Are Killing The Titty Industry
Millennials support smaller industries like the Thigh Industry and Ass Industry
The armpit industry
We are not discussing illegal businesses here pal
The nape of the neck industry.
You All Are Sleeping On The Knee Pit Industry
i miss her beautiful feet
this is the worst version of this post
😏
I hate all of this
BY A WHAT
THATS ALL THE BIG SCARIES IN ONE BUG TFFF
JU
Give it a dime, apparently.
Had to go research this thing, and the answer to what to do if it stings you is scream.
from Wikipedia-
“One researcher described the pain as “…immediate, excruciating, unrelenting pain that simply shuts down one’s ability to do anything, except scream. Mental discipline simply does not work in these situations. In terms of scale, the wasp’s sting is rated near the top of the Schmidt sting pain index, second only to that of the bullet ant, and is described by Schmidt as “blinding, fierce [and] shockingly electric”.“
Soooooo…dissociate to escape or?
It’s laying eggs in you.
Let’s back up a second and fully appreciate that description.
The Schmidt sting pain index, a widely used classification system for the bites and stings of ants, bees and wasps, is literally the personal ranking system of a guy named Justin Schmidt, who goes around letting bugs sting him for science. Like, that’s this Thing as a scientist.
In one entry, he describes the sting of the common bee as “almost pleasant, [like] a lover just bit your earlobe a little too hard.”
In another, the sting of the yellowjacket is described as “hot and smoky, almost irreverent. Imagine W. C. Fields extinguishing a cigar on your tongue.“
So when the Schmidt sting pain index characterises the sting of the tarantula hawk as “blinding, fierce [and] shockingly electric”, well, now you know what your standard for comparison is!
this is fascinating but when do we kinkshame Justin Schmidt
Do you have my back like the gmail security team has my back tho?
Hey @ginger-ale-official im feeling a bit down can I please get a hohoho
Hohoho! It is i dani your ginger ale friend! When you are feeling sad Please remember I am stronger than any demons you may face! And I am coming for them…
thank u dani 💗
